One Body and Two Souls

One Body and Two Souls

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The Banana Test Only 4 You

The Banana Test Only 4 You

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There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,   A Lion , A Chimp , A Giraffe , .....AND...   A Squirrel       They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis. : :   :   :   :   :   :   :   :   ;   ;   ;   : ; ; ; ; : :   If your answer is:   Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're dense. Giraffe = you're a complete moron. Squirrel = you're hopeless.                     A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.     Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax   Non $top Entertainment only at Funzug! Click to Join 4 Free!

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How to Read Women's Facial Expressions

How to Read Women's Facial Expressions

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A quick instruction on how to cause certain facial expressions of your wife.Women are really apt to make any of facial expressions.Moreover, it is very easy to read them))   Non $top Entertainment only at Funzug! Click to Join 4 Free!   Non $top Entertainment only at Funzug! Click to Join 4 Free!

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My Resimay - "Can U amtch it"

My Resimay - "Can U amtch it"

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My Resimay   To hoom it Mae cunsern,   I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.    I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.   I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.    I no my spelling is not too good.   My salerery is open, I kin startemeditely.    Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.   Sinseerly,   Tiffanny  PS : Because my resimay is a bit short      I sent a pickture of me.     Employer's response:... Dear Tiffany,   It's OK honey, we've got spell check.See you on Monday !!!!   Love Humor? Join our Group Funzug!

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Make An Empty Life Complete

Make An Empty Life Complete

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Achieve The Best Shape of Your Life

Achieve The Best Shape of Your Life

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Thin, trim, athletic and slim? Many men and women across the globe wish for such a figure, but few are fortunate enough to have it without a great deal of work. Whether you are an avid athlete or a chronic couch potato, this fairly easy dietary regimen should give you a good push in the right direction. Pair it with some regular exercise and a positive attitude, and you could be well on your way to the best shape of your life!   Tip #1: Give up soda.   It?s true ? Soda is full of empty calories. Sure, it may help you to stay awake at work, but it can also corrode your teeth and increase your waistline?s girth without warning. Sugary drinks impact the acidity of saliva, which quickly increases the likelihood of cavities. Furthermore, continuous consumption of soda and other super-sugary beverages can impact your digestive process. If you can?t give up soda, at least decrease the amount of soda that you drink in a given day. Try to treat soda as just that ? A treat. Have one glass a day with lunch or dinner, and drink ice water or spring water for the remainder of the day. Water is great for your body, helps to flush out toxins, and keeps you hydrated. That?s a lot more than we can say for soda! Non $top Entertainment only at Funzug! Click to Join 4 Free!  Tip #2: Pass up salty, greasy fast food.   Believe me, as a French fry-aholic, I feel your pain. As a cross country runner in high school, I gave up eating fast food at all my favorite chain restaurants. I don?t think I ate a single French fry or chicken McNugget for six months or more. And how could I forget, when my running season was over and I indulged myself in an Extra Value Meal, my stomach cried out in pain for all the greasy chow dumped into it after months on a healthy diet. Again, if you can?t give up the fast food, try to limit the amount you consume. You can pair your cheeseburgers with salads or fruit cup, or, you can consider switching to a healthier alternative like a deli sandwich or wrap.   Tip #3: Shut out the sugar.   Like I should talk here, being a self-proclaimed chocoholic. But without a doubt, I eat five or ten times as much candy now as I did during my high school sports seasons. Now, ten years later it is ten times tougher to prevent those sugar calories from sticking on my tummy, legs, and hips. What?s a girl to do? During those months of training for my races, I gave up ice cream and 90 percent of the candy I used to eat. I also chowed down on healthier snacks, like carrot sticks and crackers when I got hungry. Try cutting out the majority of your sweet indulgences and treat yourself to just one (OK, or two) sugary treats a day. A small candy bar, a single brownie, two cookies?give yourself a limit and stick to it. If you feel especially motivated and determined, try to give up the sugary snacks completely for a few days a week.   Tip #4: Stop eating before bed.   Without a doubt, eating and sleeping should not go together as blissfully as they do. Eating makes us feel full and being full is akin to satisfied. Satisfied equals comfortable, and comfortable often leads right to sleep. But, if you limit yourself to eating dinner and all snacks prior to a certain time, you can help prevent those extra pounds from sneaking on late at night. Sure, it?s all right to get a midnight snack once in a while, or to indulge at a friend?s party or other social engagement. The big idea is to work out a routine of eating before it gets to be late at night. Stick to the schedule as best as you can, and be sure to eat three balanced meals a day.   Tip #5: Exercise!   Adhering to the right kind of diet should help you initially, but exercise does the body good in so many ways. Whether you like to walk, jog, run, bike, swim, go to the gym, or do exercise videos, exercise is critical to keeping your body in the kind of shape you crave. Fitness is good for your body, mind, and soul. Paired with the right kind of diet, a regular regimen of exercise can really work wonders on any body!     Remember, everybody?s body is different. What works for me may not work as well for you, and vice versa. Whatever the case, cutting some of the sugary sodas out of your diet and working out on a regular basis should bring positive results.Consult your physician before attempting any rigorous dietary routines or dietary supplements.   Non $top Entertainment only at Funzug! Click to Join 4 Free!

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100 Simple Ways 2 Be Positive

100 Simple Ways 2 Be Positive

 

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.   02. Hold a door open for a stranger.   03. Invite someone to lunch.   04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.   05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.   06. Bring cookies to work.   07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.   08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.   09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.   10. Call your parents.   11. Let someone know you miss them.   12. Treat someone to a movie.   13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.   14. Visit a retirement center.   15. Take a child to the zoo.   16. Fill up your spouse's car with gas.   17. Surprise someone with a small gift.   18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.   19. Write a letter to a distant relative.   20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.   21. Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time expires.   22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.   23. Send someone flowers to where they work.   24. Invite a friend to tea.   25. Recommend a good book to someone.   26. Donate clothing to a charity.   27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.   28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.   29. Give blood.   30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who's really busy or just needs a break.   Non $top Entertainment only at Funzug! Click to Join 4 Free!   31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.   32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren't any left.   33. Help someone with a heavy load.   34. Ask to see a store's manager and comment on the great service.   35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.   36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.   37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.   38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.   39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.   40. Leave a joke on someone's answering machine.   41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.   42. Forgive a loan.   43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you're done using it.   44. Tell someone you believe in them.   45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.   46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.   47. Offer to watch a friend's home while they're away.   48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you're out shopping.   49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.   50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.   51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.   52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.   53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.   54. Dance with someone who hasn't been asked.   55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.   56. Give children's clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.   57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.   58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.   59. Call someone's attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.   60. Invite someone to go bowling.   Non $top Entertainment only at Funzug! Click to Join 4 Free!   61. Figure out someone's half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.   62. Ask someone about their children.   63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.   64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.   65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.   66. Encourage someone's dream, no matter how big or small it is.   67. Pay for a stranger's cup of coffee without them knowing it.   68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.   69. Ask an older person for their advice.   70. Offer to take care of someone's pet while they're away.   71. Tell a child you're proud of them.   72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.   73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.   74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker's desk.   75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.   76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.   77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.   78. Give someone a homemade gift.   79. Write a poem for someone.   80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.   81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.   82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.   83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they're okay.   84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone's house.   85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.   86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.   87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.   88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid's lemonade stand.   89. Forgive someone when they apologize.   90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you're about to leave a shopping center.   Non $top Entertainment only at Funzug! Click to Join 4 Free!   91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.   92. Leave a pint of your spouse's favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.   93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.   94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.   95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.   96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.   97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.   98. Ask someone if they've lost weight.   99. Make a donation to a charity in someone's honor.   100. Take a child to a ballgame.

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